Tuesday, 18 August 2009

The Curse (or Convenience) of Having Large Breasts….

A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent men become.

One of my friends (who shall remain nameless for sake of keeping her dignity) is very flat chested …. I'm a little bit jealous, she can wear backless dresses and tops without looking like a cow that needs milking when she walks, udders swaying with each step . She won't wear "wonderbra" type bras as she thinks that it's unfair to men when she pulls – picture the scene, a beautiful young woman picks up a handsome young man, the bloke thinks "nice tits" (or something similar – probably a bit cruder coming from a man lol ) and when she takes him home and takes off her bra, the boobs disappear. I can see her point there …. Can just imagine him saying to her "here, let me help you with those buttons" and she has to reply that she's actually naked .

However, she is lucky in that men actually talk to her face, rather than talking to an area that sits about 8 inches below her mouth . So question is, if you've got it should you flaunt it? I think it some situations it's quite acceptable to do this, for example in seduction techniques lol but could it be acceptable to do this for non-sexual gains? An idea came to me today when I was sat at the board room table, opposite my director when more than once I happened to glance at him and catch him staring at my cleavage. Maybe I should wear a little top when negotiating my next salary review? Would that be morally wrong?

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